Jokes
Q What do you call a dog near a radiator?

A. A hot dog.
Andrew Hatton. Age 8.

Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A. You are too little to smoke.
Emma Chapman

Q. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

A. Because he ran out of juice.
Adel Hawkins Age 8.

Q. How do you stop a Rhino from charging?

A. Take away it’s credit card.
Nathan Derbyshire. Age 9.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well pull yourself together.
Emma Chapman.