A Tail to the Tale of the Cat (see issue 5)

Tom and Arthur would like readers to know that since we were little lads and had our experience of helping the ‘cat out of the bag’, we have continued to be kind to animals. In particular, Arthur donates money to sick horses. Mind you, he doesn’t know they’re sick until the racing results are out!

Pussy cat, pussy cat went for a swim. He didn’t know that, ‘til we chucked him in. He came to the surface, his tail gave a waggle. We never knew pussies could do doggie paddle!

We learned two things when we were asked to throw that cat in the cut. One, we weren’t as tough as we thought we were, and two, cats can swim.
Arthur Strothers