Jokes
Q. What driver cannot drive?
A. A screwdriver

Q. What does a sick bird need?
A. Tweetment

Q. What do you call a teacher with no arms, body or legs?
A. A head-teacher

A man from Liverpool, a man from Hertfordshire and a man from Arsenal were lost in the jungle. They found a dead body. As they were starving, they decided to try and eat it. The first man said, “ I am from Liverpool so I will eat the liver.” The second man said, “I’m from Hertfordshire so I will eat the heart.” The third man said, “I’m from Arsenal, and I’m not very hungry!”

Q. What gets wet as it dries?
A. A towel

Q. What’s white, fluffy and smells of mint?
A. A polo bear