Easy mistakes!
These are genuine answers given on history exam papers by sixth-grade students
I. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without ingredients. Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history.
The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
5. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
6. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socretes died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
8. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out 'tee hee, Brutus"
9. Queen Elizabeth was the Virgin Queen. As a queen, she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
10. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible; another important invention was the circulation of blood.