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Q. How do sheep keep warm?
A. Central bleating.

Q. How did the leg of pork get to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.

Q. Which country do goldfish come from?
A. Finland.

Q. What do you call a retired skunk?
A. Ex-stinked.


Can you name these popular TV programmes, just using their initials?
1. T.W.
2. T.G.
3. N.T.N.O.C.N.
4. T.F.S.
5. B.A.
6. L.B.
7. L.O.T.S.W.
8. A.A.
9. N.
10. E.
11. B.
12. C.S.
13. E.
14. M.B.B
15 C.
16 C.H.
17 G.F.A.S.
18 W.O.F.
19 Y.B.F.
20 T.X.F.

 

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