Pension Day
Pension day for the old folk
Meet on the corner, share a joke
If they were youths, people would say
I wish those yobs would go away
Theyre up to no good others would moan
Put them in the army away from home
There is a fact that doesnt often show
Age alters a gang to a group, you know!
If they were young, a gang they would be
But their faces are lined, for all to see
They amass on the corner, whenever they like
And nobody tells them to take a hike!