Jokes
Q What do you get if you cross a sheep with a trampoline?
A A woolly jumper.

Q What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
A One takes photo's and the other takes five toes.

Q Why don't centipedes play football?
A Because by the time they'd got their boots on it's time to go home

Q Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
A Because he wrote sheet music

Q What would happen if pigs could fly?
A Bacon would go up.

Q Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A A jelly copter !

Q Why did the clock get sick ?
A It was run down !

Q How do you catch a runaway dog ?
A Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !

Q What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A A shampoodle !

Q What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
A One takes photo's and the other takes five toes.

Q Why don't centipedes play football?
A Because by the time they'd got their boots on it's time to go home

Q Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
A Because he wrote sheet music

Q What would happen if pigs could fly?
A Bacon would go up.

Q Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A A jelly copter!

Q Why did the clock get sick ?
A It was run down!

Q How do you catch a runaway dog ?
A Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

Q What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A A shampoodle!